I feel like beating Karma in the face
I tell ya the situation I get put and the weight on my shoulder is just too much, seems forever. I want saturn to represent free will instead of karma. Who feel like beating saturn (karma) in the face???
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a little update to those you might be interested...
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Ok.. so be it... u do you and ill do me... thanks..
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