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Posted by GreyPosted by sweethearts
I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER! LOL
omg really? me too... I love that golden boys lips on mine. and don't let start on his hair that lovely hairclick to expand
Posted by Sagtastic1
What do you do when your heart truly loves someone but your head tells you something about the relationship won't work?
Posted by Grey
*snickers*
Posted by capgirl69
How to get a Capricorn woman to make you an omelette.
Scorp: I think I'm gonna have an omelette for dinner.
Me: ok.
Scorp: Okay, I'm gonna make an omelette. Do we have eggs?
Me: ok- yeah.
Scorp: What kind of pan should I use?
Me: *finds pan. places on stove.*
Scorp: How many eggs should I use?
Me: I usually use 2.
Scorp: Can I use 3 or 4?
Me: You can do whatever you want.
Scorp: So, I just put the eggs in the pan?
Me: Spray it with cooking spray first or use butter.
Scorp: where's the cooking spray?
Me: *finds cooking spray. places on counter.*
Scorp: So I just spray the pan and put the eggs in there?
Me: yes. Heat up the pan first.
Scorp: *sprays pan. turns on stove. puts 4 eggs in the pan*.
Me: *looks over* No! You have to scramble the eggs first! *laughs. dumps eggs in a bowl. Scrambles the eggs. Puts them back in pan.* Now pop a lid on and cook it.
Scorp: ok. *watches pan for 2 minutes*. I think I can flip it now.
Me: No, it's not done. *Uses spatula to fill in omelette edges to cook it faster. flips omelette.* Now put on the cheese.
Scorp: I guess two slices are ok? How about ham? Can I use your ham?
Me: Sure. Now fold it over and pop the lid back on.
Scorp: Ok. *takes omelette out. starts eating.* Wow, this is good. I know how to make a great omelette. Oh- wait, do you want me to make you one too?
Me: *cracks up*
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