Posted by PhoenixSagscorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
Posted by MidAtBestHm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sportsPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)click to expand
Posted by PhoenixSagI think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control himPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sportsclick to expand
Posted by MidAtBestPossible 😂 bf claims she must be Taurus, no way she's anything else 😂 I kinda agree, can't imagine what other sign could she bePosted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control himclick to expand
Posted by PhoenixSaglike Scott and Laci Peterson lolPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control him
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Possible 😂 bf claims she must be Taurus, no way she's anything else 😂 I kinda agree, can't imagine what other sign could she beclick to expand
Posted by MidAtBestShe actually does look a little like her 😬Posted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control him
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Possible 😂 bf claims she must be Taurus, no way she's anything else 😂 I kinda agree, can't imagine what other sign could she be
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like Scott and Laci Peterson lolclick to expand
Posted by KimboSliceyou're welcome to participate. what sign man settles with high-baggage behemoths in your life
Posted by MidAtBestShingles 🤣
I think water seeks its own level and people stay together for a reason. whether karmic or because they're secretly happy in their own way
First example is my Gemini dad who:
has a degree, a doctor daughter (not me), never gets sick & works 30 12-hr shifts in a row;
& my Aries stepmom who:
dropped out of high school, is a stay-at-home wife who's too sore from having shingles before to clean or do laundry, her idea of a home-cooked meal for her husband is some microwaveable Banquet bullshit, and her Taurus son has 3 young kids who he and Pisces wife lost custody of because of a feces-infested home and possibly meth and she took the responsibility of those kids upon herself and my 59 year old dad. AND she insists on sleeping in separate beds bc of the residual shingles pain. she also talks while eating and spits out globs of food. and she has 2 previous marriages that all ended because she cheated
he's highly intelligent but has little water in his chart. very empathetic and sweet. I know he had an affair on Aries once before and I assume he still does, and that he works so many hrs to avoid her. once he told me if she was a horse he'd shoot her. I'm sure he loves her for valid reasons, but on the flip side I think he's a dark person (ive worked with him and seen how he cliques up with good-ol-boys who get up to criminal shit but are charismatic enough to get away with it) and he keeps her around to abuse emotionally
Posted by MidAtBestWater moons are pathetic. My bro is a pisces moon and he married a lazy entitled Leo with Cancer moon. She got married to him with an idealistic view of marriage where he and her would just be dating for life, even though for him having kids was a big part and he told her that. Her mom told her to have kids in order to save her marriage even though she didn’t want to have kids because that was the only way to keep the solid provider my bro is. She popped out two kids who are neglected despite that she’s a stay at home mom. My poor niece and nephew are lil Matildas that dress themselves, eat junk food that she leaves out for them when they wake up early, and my brother is not just the earner, financial provider but is also carrying the domestic weight. He’s madly in love with her despite that she’s a shameful mother and a homemaker. My brother is a definition of what men call a simp.Posted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control himclick to expand
Posted by aquarius09in my personal life I have a lot of problems with scorpio moons. the people in this world I've always been the most impressed with are those blind to status and power. people can be beautiful, worthwhile and interesting while poor and unpopular. water moons are susceptible to games, I guess that plays into their attraction to power because some narc can persuade him overtly or covertly that he's beneath her and it makes him obsessed with chasing her despite looking and being sloppy (shit maybe they love those women more for that, whatever reduces competition). I think the Aries moons I've met are the most "caste"-blind. possibly libra too... as much as I hate to say itPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control him
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Water moons are pathetic. My bro is a pisces moon and he married a lazy entitled Leo with Cancer moon. She got married to him with an idealistic view of marriage where he and her would just be dating for life, even though for him having kids was a big part and he told her that. Her mom told her to have kids in order to save her marriage even though she didn’t want to have kids because that was the only way to keep the solid provider my bro is. She popped out two kids who are neglected despite that she’s a stay at home mom. My poor niece and nephew are lil Matildas that dress themselves, eat junk food that she leaves out for them when they wake up early, and my brother is not just the earner, financial provider but is also carrying the domestic weight. He’s madly in love with her despite that she’s a shameful mother and a homemaker. My brother is a definition of what men call a simp.click to expand
Posted by Shamalamadingdongmcshlonghi kimbo
Based pick me thread, OP.
Posted by MidAtBestWat
I think water seeks its own level and people stay together for a reason. whether karmic or because they're secretly happy in their own way
First example is my Gemini dad who:
has a degree, a doctor daughter (not me), never gets sick & works 30 12-hr shifts in a row;
& my Aries stepmom who:
dropped out of high school, is a stay-at-home wife who's too sore from having shingles before to clean or do laundry, her idea of a home-cooked meal for her husband is some microwaveable Banquet bullshit, and her Taurus son has 3 young kids who he and Pisces wife lost custody of because of a feces-infested home and possibly meth and she took the responsibility of those kids upon herself and my 59 year old dad. AND she insists on sleeping in separate beds bc of the residual shingles pain. she also talks while eating and spits out globs of food. and she has 2 previous marriages that all ended because she cheated
he's highly intelligent but has little water in his chart. very empathetic and sweet. I know he had an affair on Aries once before and I assume he still does, and that he works so many hrs to avoid her. once he told me if she was a horse he'd shoot her. I'm sure he loves her for valid reasons, but on the flip side I think he's a dark person (ive worked with him and seen how he cliques up with good-ol-boys who get up to criminal shit but are charismatic enough to get away with it) and he keeps her around to abuse emotionally
Posted by WoolyLabia🤣 this thread is ridiculousPosted by MidAtBest
I think water seeks its own level and people stay together for a reason. whether karmic or because they're secretly happy in their own way
First example is my Gemini dad who:
has a degree, a doctor daughter (not me), never gets sick & works 30 12-hr shifts in a row;
& my Aries stepmom who:
dropped out of high school, is a stay-at-home wife who's too sore from having shingles before to clean or do laundry, her idea of a home-cooked meal for her husband is some microwaveable Banquet bullshit, and her Taurus son has 3 young kids who he and Pisces wife lost custody of because of a feces-infested home and possibly meth and she took the responsibility of those kids upon herself and my 59 year old dad. AND she insists on sleeping in separate beds bc of the residual shingles pain. she also talks while eating and spits out globs of food. and she has 2 previous marriages that all ended because she cheated
he's highly intelligent but has little water in his chart. very empathetic and sweet. I know he had an affair on Aries once before and I assume he still does, and that he works so many hrs to avoid her. once he told me if she was a horse he'd shoot her. I'm sure he loves her for valid reasons, but on the flip side I think he's a dark person (ive worked with him and seen how he cliques up with good-ol-boys who get up to criminal shit but are charismatic enough to get away with it) and he keeps her around to abuse emotionally
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Posted by MidAtBestMy dream is to be reincarnated as a young prince if the ghetto here and died at 20 🤣Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by MidAtBest
I think water seeks its own level and people stay together for a reason. whether karmic or because they're secretly happy in their own way
First example is my Gemini dad who:
has a degree, a doctor daughter (not me), never gets sick & works 30 12-hr shifts in a row;
& my Aries stepmom who:
dropped out of high school, is a stay-at-home wife who's too sore from having shingles before to clean or do laundry, her idea of a home-cooked meal for her husband is some microwaveable Banquet bullshit, and her Taurus son has 3 young kids who he and Pisces wife lost custody of because of a feces-infested home and possibly meth and she took the responsibility of those kids upon herself and my 59 year old dad. AND she insists on sleeping in separate beds bc of the residual shingles pain. she also talks while eating and spits out globs of food. and she has 2 previous marriages that all ended because she cheated
he's highly intelligent but has little water in his chart. very empathetic and sweet. I know he had an affair on Aries once before and I assume he still does, and that he works so many hrs to avoid her. once he told me if she was a horse he'd shoot her. I'm sure he loves her for valid reasons, but on the flip side I think he's a dark person (ive worked with him and seen how he cliques up with good-ol-boys who get up to criminal shit but are charismatic enough to get away with it) and he keeps her around to abuse emotionally
Wat
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🤣 this thread is ridiculous
it might have hit harder if I left out the context but yeah
I made my life sound really ghetto there 😰 (it is)click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestA dark empath is the worst. At least a true narcissist makes it pretty obvious imo.Posted by aquarius09Posted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
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Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control him
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Water moons are pathetic. My bro is a pisces moon and he married a lazy entitled Leo with Cancer moon. She got married to him with an idealistic view of marriage where he and her would just be dating for life, even though for him having kids was a big part and he told her that. Her mom told her to have kids in order to save her marriage even though she didn’t want to have kids because that was the only way to keep the solid provider my bro is. She popped out two kids who are neglected despite that she’s a stay at home mom. My poor niece and nephew are lil Matildas that dress themselves, eat junk food that she leaves out for them when they wake up early, and my brother is not just the earner, financial provider but is also carrying the domestic weight. He’s madly in love with her despite that she’s a shameful mother and a homemaker. My brother is a definition of what men call a simp.
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in my personal life I have a lot of problems with scorpio moons. the people in this world I've always been the most impressed with are those blind to status and power. people can be beautiful, worthwhile and interesting while poor and unpopular. water moons are susceptible to games, I guess that plays into their attraction to power because some narc can persuade him overtly or covertly that he's beneath her and it makes him obsessed with chasing her despite looking and being sloppy (shit maybe they love those women more for that, whatever reduces competition). I think the Aries moons I've met are the most "caste"-blind. possibly libra too... as much as I hate to say it
I feel so bad for those kids, and if they suffer hopefully he realizes he's guilty for enabling her. the Leo needs to work. getting out and going to work is good for our mental health, interacting with different people, tackling small challenges, setting goalsclick to expand
Posted by MidAtBestAries moons are goat and they are all about attaining power and success. I like them. Water moons are masochistic and pathetic. Anytime I see a person putting up with a user with no redeeming qualities, they are always water moons. My simp bro doesn’t even see how he’s hurting his kids by not getting her to pull her weight. The reason he doesn’t confront her or speak to her about her role as a mother is because he doesn’t want to rock the boat or disrupt his sex. He’s selfish and all about his needs. He doesn’t even care technically how his lack of backbone is affecting the kids.Posted by aquarius09Posted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSagPosted by MidAtBestPosted by PhoenixSag
Hm, I know a Scorpio man and a Capricorn man who could do waaaay much better (based on looks and personality - applies to Scorpio only, Cap's wife is a nice person tho too). But I don't know their wive's signs so can't respond to that part. As for everyone else I know - the men got lucky cause their wives are much better than them.
scorpio energy loves the drama of single moms and competing with her baby dad(s)
click to expand
Hm, these two have two kids together, been together long time I guess. She's everything opposite from him, she's short and thick and she's loud and bossy 😂 she's the boss of everyone in the house and she often screams at all three of them😂 he's quite nice from as much as I know him, very polite, quiet and well mannered. Also looks much better than her and plays sports
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I think that's a water sign man thing to crave a woman to control him
click to expand
Water moons are pathetic. My bro is a pisces moon and he married a lazy entitled Leo with Cancer moon. She got married to him with an idealistic view of marriage where he and her would just be dating for life, even though for him having kids was a big part and he told her that. Her mom told her to have kids in order to save her marriage even though she didn’t want to have kids because that was the only way to keep the solid provider my bro is. She popped out two kids who are neglected despite that she’s a stay at home mom. My poor niece and nephew are lil Matildas that dress themselves, eat junk food that she leaves out for them when they wake up early, and my brother is not just the earner, financial provider but is also carrying the domestic weight. He’s madly in love with her despite that she’s a shameful mother and a homemaker. My brother is a definition of what men call a simp.
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in my personal life I have a lot of problems with scorpio moons. the people in this world I've always been the most impressed with are those blind to status and power. people can be beautiful, worthwhile and interesting while poor and unpopular. water moons are susceptible to games, I guess that plays into their attraction to power because some narc can persuade him overtly or covertly that he's beneath her and it makes him obsessed with chasing her despite looking and being sloppy (shit maybe they love those women more for that, whatever reduces competition). I think the Aries moons I've met are the most "caste"-blind. possibly libra too... as much as I hate to say it
I feel so bad for those kids, and if they suffer hopefully he realizes he's guilty for enabling her. the Leo needs to work. getting out and going to work is good for our mental health, interacting with different people, tackling small challenges, setting goalsclick to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedWtf
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Posted by neveadrianne🤣🤣🤣 Fire women are not faring well in this threadPosted by MidAtBest
I think this wasn't kittens' best idea, this thread topic is a recurring one
My initial idea for the original post of this thread is actually a diss directed towards Aries women which goes something like this:
"Where you think the men can definitely do better?
.
.
.
.
.
My vote would be to:
Aquarius man - Aries woman
Taurus man - Aries woman
Cancer man - Aries woman
Scorpio man - Aries woman
Pisces man - Aries woman
Virgo man - Aries woman
Capricorn man - Aries woman
Libra man - Aries woman
Sagittarius man - Aries woman
Gemini man - Aries woman
Aries man - Aries woman
Leo man - Aries woman"
😭😭😭😭
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Posted by aka_xyI know. I went down a rabbit hole when all of this happened. I didn’t even know motorcycle gangs were a thing. Apparently there is something called a 1% er, meaning they don’t abide by the laws, I think? There are real outlaw motorcycle gangs.Posted by Stardustmopped
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Wtfclick to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedLong labias are lowkey goated though
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Posted by StardustmoppedI know. Idk where you live but a bit more outskirt from the city and you can find jails from some of these areas with biker gangs.Posted by aka_xyPosted by Stardustmopped
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Wtf
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I know. I went down a rabbit hole when all of this happened. I didn’t even know motorcycle gangs were a thing. Apparently there is something called a 1% er, meaning they don’t abide by the laws, I think? There are real outlaw motorcycle gangs.click to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedI thought you meant plastic surgery we can see 🤣
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Posted by neveadrianneYou have my support either way, we just want you herePosted by neveadriannePosted by MidAtBest
I think this wasn't kittens' best idea, this thread topic is a recurring one
My initial idea for the original post of this thread is actually a diss directed towards Aries women which goes something like this:
"Where you think the men can definitely do better?
.
.
.
.
.
My vote would be to:
Aquarius man - Aries woman
Taurus man - Aries woman
Cancer man - Aries woman
Scorpio man - Aries woman
Pisces man - Aries woman
Virgo man - Aries woman
Capricorn man - Aries woman
Libra man - Aries woman
Sagittarius man - Aries woman
Gemini man - Aries woman
Aries man - Aries woman
Leo man - Aries woman"
😭😭😭😭
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But i'm past my controversial era and decided for the vanilla, harmless one.click to expand
Posted by neveadrianneTrust me, I know. Look it up if you’re ever bored enough. There are tons of outlaw motorcycle gangs.Posted by Stardustmopped
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Wtf this is insane...💀click to expand
Posted by neveadrianneKittens had known best all this timePosted by MidAtBest
I think this wasn't kittens' best idea, this thread topic is a recurring one
My initial idea for the original post of this thread is actually a diss directed towards Aries women which goes something like this:
"Where you think the men can definitely do better?
.
.
.
.
.
My vote would be to:
Aquarius man - Aries woman
Taurus man - Aries woman
Cancer man - Aries woman
Scorpio man - Aries woman
Pisces man - Aries woman
Virgo man - Aries woman
Capricorn man - Aries woman
Libra man - Aries woman
Sagittarius man - Aries woman
Gemini man - Aries woman
Aries man - Aries woman
Leo man - Aries woman"
😭😭😭😭
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Posted by aka_xyI don’t think so. Unless he’s letting the resentment simmer for the perfect momentPosted by StardustmoppedPosted by aka_xyPosted by Stardustmopped
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Wtf
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I know. I went down a rabbit hole when all of this happened. I didn’t even know motorcycle gangs were a thing. Apparently there is something called a 1% er, meaning they don’t abide by the laws, I think? There are real outlaw motorcycle gangs.
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I know. Idk where you live but a bit more outskirt from the city and you can find jails from some of these areas with biker gangs.
Did the aqua seek justice for his dad?click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestI don’t have a labia preference. I saw on Reddit they can shrink in menopause though, which is terrifying. Just trying to enjoy mine before they disappear.Posted by Stardustmopped
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Long labias are lowkey goated though
This is the definition of aqua m Virgo f, the men love the coldbloodednessclick to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedThe long ones envelop the dick as it pulls out like a soft vacuumy vagina extension. And it looks aesthetic too. Sounds obvious but I had no idea till my ex shot a porno of us. Ok end of tmi but I'll have to check that out. Another horrifying reddit thing I learned is that the husband stitch is real 😳Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Stardustmopped
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Long labias are lowkey goated though
This is the definition of aqua m Virgo f, the men love the coldbloodedness
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I don’t have a labia preference. I saw on Reddit they can shrink in menopause though, which is terrifying. Just trying to enjoy mine before they disappear.click to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedThat's possible.Posted by aka_xyPosted by StardustmoppedPosted by aka_xyPosted by Stardustmopped
I know an Aquarius that paid for labiaplasty for a Virgo and she cheated on him immediately after with a guy in a motorcycle gang that killed his Dad.
You think I am mean for being strategic and matching energies but I am not ‘cheat on you with the new labia minora you just bought me and get your Dad killed’ mean.
Wtf
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I know. I went down a rabbit hole when all of this happened. I didn’t even know motorcycle gangs were a thing. Apparently there is something called a 1% er, meaning they don’t abide by the laws, I think? There are real outlaw motorcycle gangs.
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I know. Idk where you live but a bit more outskirt from the city and you can find jails from some of these areas with biker gangs.
Did the aqua seek justice for his dad?
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I don’t think so. Unless he’s letting the resentment simmer for the perfect momentclick to expand